Someone in deep denial:

"That penis was fake it was a humiliation ritual. Listen they have to do millions of rituals, either on their own or in their group."

Right, because attaching a gherkin to your underparts where no one will see it except for when you astride one of your props really gets the the old Baphomet worshippers moistening their panties!

Come off it!

She's a MAN, baby!