… the guy who’s girlfriend just had sex with the guy’s best friend tells friend to “check himself”, and the best friend says, “don’t check me, check your girl”, because she’s the one that wanted it.  The guy that lives with his girlfriend keeps saying “don’t come around here no more”…and the best friend says that the guy’s girlfriend has already invited him back over, so he needs to “check” his girlfriend, not him, the best friend… the best friend says she’s already invited him for a home cooked meal, because that’s “how good he put it on her”… then he reference’s his private parts, saying in effect, he has no problem performance wise, his exact words being rather simplistic but descriptive enough to make his point…. “down, up” he says repeatedly, referring obviously to his ability to go from a flaccid, limp, state, to a more rigid and attentive state… saying his thingy was “down”, and then just like that, it’s “up”…like in a blink of an eye, I take him to mean, but decide for yourself.
 
I agree with him there’s no need to elaborate or to add unnecessary wording, “down, up”, pretty much tells the story, very efficiently.  “Brevity is the soul of wit”, they do say.  

But yes, “check your girl, not me”, … “I’m just doing what a normal guy would do, your girlfriend is the problem”, is what he’s saying.  Which I can’t argue with that myself but you make up your own mind.

The other guy just keeps saying “don’t come around here no more”… as he looks to be in the brink of flying off the handle and starting a physical fight at any moment… but the best friend stands his ground, adamant it’s the girl that’s the problem, not him.  
He says “besides, she’s already invited me over for dinner”… he says he “put it on her so good”, that she’s going to make him a very special dinner ….”ham hocks, collard greens, macaroni and cheese, and cornbread”… 

Wow. No update on how they’re all doing. I bet the friend got his ham hocks and collard greens though, that’s what I’m thinking.