…. They lie to us about everything.  It was no accident that “tree huggers” were made out to be the lamest dimwits on earth.  Kinda like they’ve done with flat earther’s, now that I think about it.  
Buck the system, go hug a tree and rest assured in the fact that we live on an intelligently designed, level, geostationary, plane.  
Now we’re really sticking it to em, by golly.