Mike.  I'm not here because I want to be.  Surely, I'd think.  No.  I am here on a mission, from God.  Which frankly, I'm honored to be that guy.  Thank you.  Thank you very much.  Now, while God and the truth are indeed, very patient, I wouldn't say the same about me, so I'll just remind you here, you aren't getting any younger.  And you're probably not getting any better looking either, but that's not my area, I'm just saying.  I'd just add.... chop chop, do your due diligence already, man. 

I hereby wish you, God's Speed, so now it shouldn't be a problem getting this research done.  Go watch Eric Dubay's 200 Proofs Earth Is Not A Globe... and then.... and then....don't you ever look back.  Ever.   Except to look back at how stupid you used to be.  Amazingly stupid, is what you will see.

It'll be fun.

Just because I'm on a mission from God, doesn't mean I can't be my normal, good-old-buddy, asshole self, at the same time.  Besides, I'm pretty sure my, ass-holy-ness, with the emphasis being on "holy", is one of the reasons I was chosen for this mission.  I mean, a choir boy wouldn't stand a chance... not with the thickness of the skull we're talking about here, no way.  

The needle pokes.  As it jokes.

God bless.